A green backup dashboard is a lie until you've restored it — so I restored this blog
~82% of disaster-recovery setups are never tested. So I actually restored this blog cold into a throwaway container: 23MB dump in ~1s, fresh DB up in ~12s, restore in 3s, verified 47 articles back. The real lesson wasn't the sub-minute RTO — it was that the dump doesn't contain the secrets and config that actually make the site run.